AI resume analysis

Find out why you’re not getting callbacks.

Roast your resume to see what recruiters really think. Or paste a job posting too, and we’ll run four structured passes: gap analysis, ATS parser, recruiter scan, and targeted rewrites of your weakest bullets.

Get started →What do I get? ↓
Resume only = 3 free roasts|Resume + job posting = $5 Kit|Nothing stored|~30 seconds
What you get

Two ways to use this tool.

A quick roast for an honest read, or a full comparison against the job you actually want.

3 FREE

Resume only

Get 3 free roasts of your resume: a recruiter (7-second scan), a hiring manager (proof check), and an ATS bot (keyword scan). Plus 3 concrete fixes.

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$5 KIT

The Kit

One resume + one job description = six outputs. Roast scored against the job, full rewrite, cover letter, ATS check, interview questions, and follow-up email. Everything tailored to that specific role.

Match against a job →
Why this works

Your friends won’t tell you. We will.

Everyone who reviews your resume is too polite. They say “looks good!” and move on. Hiring managers aren’t that kind. This tool bridges the gap.

Spot the cringe

The vague buzzwords, the outdated skills, the formatting crimes. Surfaced in seconds.

Get real rewrites

Not 'use more action verbs.' Actual rewritten bullets, specific to your experience and the job.

Fix it tonight

30 seconds to roast. 5 minutes to apply. Send the better version tomorrow morning.

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Quick questions

Is my resume stored?+

No. The text is sent to the AI model, the roast comes back, and nothing is saved. No database, no logs, no record.

What's the difference between the two modes?+

Resume only gives you 3 free roasts: recruiter scan, hiring manager review, and ATS check. The Kit ($5) takes one resume + one job posting and produces six tailored outputs — roast scored against the role, full rewrite, cover letter, ATS check, interview questions, and a follow-up email. Career Mode ($29/mo) gives you 300 runs per month.

Why not just use ChatGPT?+

You could. It'll take 30-60 minutes of prompting to get what this tool does in 30 seconds. We run four structured analyses with specific rubrics. The output is visibly different from a one-shot ChatGPT response.

Can I run it more than once?+

Absolutely. Apply the fixes, paste the updated version, and run again to see what improved.

Is it too mean?+

It's sharp but never cruel. It punches at the writing, not the person. And the fixes are genuinely helpful.

★ – – – –  Right. Enough reading.  – – – – ★

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what’s wrong.

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First roast: no signup, no email, no card. Just paste, click, read.