SteepedResume.
Free AI resume roast

Your resume needs a reality check.

Paste your resume. In 30 seconds, an AI career coach will roast the parts that make hiring managers cringe. Then get a full rewrite you can copy-paste, tailored to a specific job if you want. No sugarcoating. No signup. Nothing stored.

Roast my resume →What do I get? ↓
Free, no signup|Nothing stored|~30 seconds|Funny, but actually helpful
What you get

Roast it. Then rewrite it.

Not a generic score. Not a list of keywords to stuff. A sharp, specific reading of your resume, then a full rewrite you can actually use.

The Roast

3–5 punchy, specific observations about the things in your resume that are making recruiters wince. Funny, sharp, never generic – it references what you actually wrote.

Example
“You listed ‘Microsoft Office’ as a skill in 2026. That’s like putting ‘can operate a doorknob’ on your LinkedIn.”

Save Yourself

3 concrete rewrite suggestions – specific to your resume, not boilerplate. Copy-paste-able improvements you can apply in five minutes.

Example
“Replace ‘managed cross-functional teams’ with ‘led a 6-person team that shipped a $2.4M product launch 3 weeks early.’”

The Rewrite

Get your entire resume rewritten. General improvement or tailored to a specific job description. Copy-paste ready, written like a human.

New
Paste a job posting and get a full rewrite that matches the company’s language, without fabricating anything you haven’t done.
Why this works

Your friends won’t tell you. We will.

Everyone who reviews your resume is too polite. They say “looks good!” and move on. Hiring managers aren’t that kind. This tool bridges the gap – giving you the honest read your resume needs before it lands on a real desk.

Spot the cringe

The vague buzzwords, the outdated skills, the formatting crimes – surfaced in seconds.

Get real rewrites

Not 'use more action verbs.' Actual rewritten bullets, specific to your experience.

Fix it tonight

30 seconds to roast. 5 minutes to apply the fixes. Send the better version tomorrow morning.

The roast stage

Alright. Drop it in.

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Quick questions

Is my resume stored?+

No. The text is sent to the AI model, the roast comes back, and nothing is saved – no database, no logs, no record of your resume anywhere.

Is this a real career coach?+

No – but it mimics the patterns of a very honest one. Use the roast to spot your blind spots, and the 'Save Yourself' section for actionable fixes.

Can I run it more than once?+

Absolutely. Apply the fixes, paste the updated version, and roast again to see if you survived. Iterate until it can't find anything to burn.

What does the rewrite feature do?+

After your roast, pick 'Improve my resume' for a general rewrite or 'Target a specific job' to tailor it to a role. We ask a few questions, then rewrite your entire resume in plain, human language you can copy-paste.

Is it too mean?+

It's sharp but never cruel. It punches at the writing, not the person. And the 'Save Yourself' section is genuinely helpful – it's not a joke, it's real rewrite suggestions.